What can I diddledy-do for you?

If Klingon is too hard for you (or out of the question for other fandom-related reasons), why not talk some Flanders? Here's a neat idea for those among you who know how to code: http://www.neatorama.com/2013/01/11/How-to-Speak-Flanders/ - maybe an idea to bring to Mr.P's or Dr.N's attention...