To whom it may concern: Please do return Störtebeker's head - we needed it for a short report in 8b and people keep asking...
Well, I'm making that part up, but when I read the news around the date of Katharina's & Linda's short report, I really wondered "what if...?" - imagine the opening lines: "Today, we would like to tell you something about Germany's most famous pirate, Klaus Störtebeker. This (rummaging in backpack, eventually producing an actual skull) is his head!"
That should have gotten their attention.
Just my weird imagination running wild.